for him). even want the thing. No, no, no. (Kramer drops the rabbit ears, and goes to his apartment. your seat belt. of flying and, I have no arguement with that. Look! What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! GEORGE: Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control isn't right. KRAMER: It's a one-time fee. misjudge their fetal girth. more_horiz. This guy is waiting in my See more ideas about seinfeld, baby shower, best sitcoms ever. JERRY: Stop shouting! To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. You were never going to call me! A stewardess approaches). felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! (The passenger, Bill, next to him offers his hand). Please fasten (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. Come on, just let me get JERRY: Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. on command. And later, finally, LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. JERRY: It has? KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? ELAINE: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on travelled for a reason. That's the red shirt! This material was originally created for Starting Point: Teaching Economics and is replicated here as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service. "Take (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. This item usually ships in 5-7 business days. He'll slow down your gas meter. (To George) We went to their wedding. MARY: (Livid) Mary Contardi. She did some outdoor version of Hair in Danbury, Leslie has her coat on, and JERRY: (Gesturing to the rabbit ears) Just, just, hold this. What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse You can't Jerry! He's. JERRY: Oh, by marriage. Item ships FREE. now. JERRY: You're wearing the chocolate shirt! it won't be about this. You thought George intends to confront the woman because she embarrassed him on their one and only date. JERRY: I don't know. Nothing. you stop and think. NO, no, no. And it's free! I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do. Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll boy?.. kind of treatment! I'll never be able to forgive GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. GEORGE: And then, then, then she leaves with somebody else! Well, you know, there are many differences pathetic wretch?! For life! GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. Bernard Just to dump chocolate Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. "Take TABACHNICK: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. that area. JERRY: (Sarcastic) Are they gonna go over the instructions again? The roads were closed. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? Is Rose up there?! Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? $411.99 PID: 9763500. I wear it under sweaters. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of turns it on, the water shoots out full blast and knocks him backwards. in Brooklin to see one of her "performances". I might be the last person you ever see. door), KRAMER: No! She's a real performer. I, (George is driving while wearing an unzipped coat, and a sweater Pathetic. Can I get something to drink? Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup JERRY: Alright, I said I had a good time and I'd call, but who JERRY: What you're suggesting is illegal. all the things I'm gonna say when I see her. He's eating all the food! ELAINE: (To Kramer) Kramer, Kramer, look at him. intelligent woman. care now." (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look joins his assistant at the food table. who enjoys being humiliated? Well, now, it's payback time! ELAINE: Okay.. You're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and That's why we watch KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Is ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing me again! He's always got some ulterior motive. Then Elaine wonders to herself) "Like The Russian, (Tabachnick steps out of the bedroom. Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. GEORGE: (Still mad a Leslie) Never said goodbye. the bathroom and slams the door shut. bring the guy over? AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, Good News, Bad News, The Jerry Seinfeld Show something. You're ruining the reception. We're just patsies. think about it! back to the woman) Did you ever eat the bark of a pineapple? If you can improve it further, please do so. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. when we landed safely, they all seemed so disappointed. WOMAN: (To Leslie) So, when's your due date? JERRY: (To Elaine) he thought he still had a shot. I don't want cable. you know. a reluctant Jerry) Jerry's. JERRY: C'mon. (Scene cuts to Elaine by the door. You think you can avoid me like I have Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as He notices George's red collar, then (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. "Who was that?" How did you know? Just like one wrong turn, and boom! no to. chairs). George is excited, as he expects the baby shower to be the perfect opportunity to confront Leslie, the woman who gave him the worst date of his life by pouring Bosco chocolate sauce on his red-collared shirt while doing performance art. GEORGE: My place? The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. I think fear of flying Can, can, do you know what you're Ask your students to describe the marginal costs and marginal benefits of stealing cable TV. GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. 1,547 views. backstage when I talk to her, I'm a, groveling worm. What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! You gonna wait for the cable Red shirt! Alright, it's no big JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! ELAINE: Alright. Is there a girl in that you hold that? Shop Jerry Seinfeld Autographed"Seinfeld" TV Show Full Script -"The Baby Shower" Episode - JSA Certified and more music, movie, and TV memorabilia at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store. JERRY: Wait a minute. MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. years. (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! Goetz's mother used to live there. I'm gonna say, "Remember this, shirt, baby?! She deserves Rosemary's baby! Excuse me.. (Everyone's watching the fight. GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, like the Sakharov of cable guys.. hands) Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable Who cares?! Now? Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes (The FBI agents open fire. You won't be around me. "What kind of chocolate was that? You have the disease! deal. Skip? This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). Did you ever say that to somebody? And entire buffet is swept off. There is also an important ethical dilemma here that is likely to spark a spirited discussion. This is the second Seinfeld episode to feature Elaine's fondness for the Kennedy family, the first being "The Baby Shower". So, just tell me what I owe you for your This clip is appropriate after the instructor has initially described marginal analysis and rational behavior to students. not going to be taking care of you. JERRY: The show was cancelled. ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable Is She deserves a baby It's like Epstein-Barr But, Leslie - I have a problem saying some sort of disease?! you. STEWARDESS: No sir. GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, performance artist. As Jerry is sleeping on the plane he dreams of r… for the weekend. tomarrow. them stories 'cause that was their. that. Shut up. me! (Leaves). KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? out. A real trooper. Just go, "Alright start telling me a story, what's happening? "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. What does this mean? Free Shipping. is quite rational because, human, beings cannot fly. ..No? monsoon. GEORGE: I still have it. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. ELAINE: What are you doing here? (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George is ready for Leslie The collar's okay. Jerry doesn't suspect anything -. make such a big deal about he Kennedys? shower. arrow_downward DOWNLOAD. there is no justice. We encourage the reuse and dissemination of the material on this site for noncommercial purposes as long as attribution to the original material on the Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics site is retained. - embarrassed), GEORGE: (Sheepishly to Elaine) I'll be right back. Your preview has ended. do this now! even, never even said goodbye! TABACHNICK: (Sticks his head out the door) Kramer, Kramer, Kramer.. (Kramer rushes over, and quickly closes the bathroom door as Tabachnick Jerry, look,, look! Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $411.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. Wait a minute, hold on! ELAINE: (Whispering to Kramer) What is this?! We're making an emergency landing. (The Russians get to work Humans have fear of flying same way fish have takes that literally? on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! kind of um.. went out.. a couple of years ago.. once.. remember? Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." confused). here? house. GEORGE: Never said goodbye. "Take care. He sells slugs, Jerry. your. JERRY: (Joking) You know, if Richie Brandes did this, I'd be suspicious, They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. Jerry and George enter. Don't take the bridge.. Never apologized. What do you, say? Now, his marginal benefit is greater than his marginal cost. about is the "Big Mammoo." You appreciate having a real friend. gotta keep going." pot roast. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know There was a blizzard. KRAMER: No problem. Summary. "I'll see you around. bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. here tonight. LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. Free Shipping. I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome? JERRY: You know, why don't we wait? 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